My Grand Plan Is To Live Off The Land

My grand plan is to live off the land
But first I’ll need to amend the sand
Applying permaculture practices
I’ll include a few edible cactuses

First I’ll amend the grainy sand
Do you plant a garden or have one planned?
Everything in the garden will be rosy
There’ll be companion plants including a few posy

Do you plant a garden or have one planned?
I’ll survey the land and get it scanned
I’ll add animals and chicken coops
And always have a source for homemade fresh soup

I’ll survey the land and get it scanned
Can you recommend a fence company offhand?
The livestock will provide food and fiber
I’ll get back to nature and reduce my cyber

Can you recommend a fence company offhand?
I’m so excited about my plan, it’s really grand
I’ll achieve self-sufficiency and live tastefully
By closing my system, I’ll stop living wastefully

I’m so excited about my plan, it’s really grand
Here’s to my first year on the farmland
There’s lots to learn and lots to understand
My grand plan is to live off the land